Two old men in Tescos have lost their wives!
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February 28, 2010 by
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Two old men are pushing their carts around Tescos when they bump into each other.
The first old man says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The second old man says, “That’s OK, what a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The first old man says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”
The second old man says: “Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with long red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing a mini-skirt. What does your wife look like?”
To which the first old man says, “Doesn’t matter, — let’s look for yours.”