Three Ducks walk into a bar LOL!
Three ducks walk into a bar.
“Well, Hi there” says the bemused bartender. We don’t get very many ducks here. but don”t worry, it’s not because of the prices. this isn”t that kind of a joke.”
“So, what’s your name?” he asks the first duck.
“Drake, Hugh Drake.” replies the duck, doing his best Sean Connery impression.
Well, Hugh, how are you doing today?” asked the friendly barman.
“Oh, can’t complain at all, life is good. I’ve been in and out ofpuddl es all day, a duck couldn’t ask for better than that.”
“All righty then. And who might you be?” the barman asked the second duck.
“Lou’s the name. Lou Mallard” muttered the duck, doing a Bogart impression.
“Having a good day, I hope?” asked the barman.
“A mighty fine day for a mighty duck indeed – in and out of puddles since the break of day.
“So, we have a Huey and a Louie – I would guess, then, that you must be Dewey?” guessed the barman.
“Right you’d be, sonny” replied the third duck, sounding exactly like Mae West. “Dewey Ann Howe’s the name. But my friends all call me Puddles.”
