The little boy and the elephants dongle!
A mother is with her 5 year old boy at the zoo when they reach the
elephant cage.
The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says
to his Mom, “What’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?”
Mom replies “That’s his trunk.”
The boy goes, “I know that! No, what’s that big thing hanging down
in between the trunk and tail.”
Mother, wanting to avoid this subject at all costs, just says “Oh,
that’s nothing” and whisks him off to the next exhibit.
Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at
the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad “What’s that long thing
hanging down from the elephant?”
Dad replies, “Son, that’s the elephant’s penis.”
The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, “But Mom said it was nothing.”
Dad replied, “Well, your mom’s been spoiled!”
