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So this little ant was walking through the jungle and came across this big female elephant in agony. The elephant had one foot up in the air “woe is me” “woe is me.

So the ant asks the elephant what seems to be the problem here?

The elephant replied I seemed to have gotten a thorn stuck in my foot and it is hurts like hell. I would give anything to get it out.

Oh yea says the little elephant with his eyebrows raised, you would do anything? Well would you let me fck you?

The elephant chuckles to herself and says “a little ant like you fcking me”? Yea yea whatever, just please help me get this thorn out of my foot.

So the little ant hops up on the elephants foot and starts tugging and pulling and after about 30 minutes he finally manages to get the thorn out of the elephants foot.

So the ant says to the elephant ok, a deal is a deal, you said you would let me fck you.

The elephant again chuckles to herself and says yea yea, whatever little ant.

So the ant crawls up her leg and starts going to town. He is really working her.

About that time the elephant finally puts her foot down since the thorn is out and she says “Oh, that feels soooooo good”!!!

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YES!!! Take it All …BITCH!