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A mother is with her 5 year old boy at the zoo when they reach the
elephant cage.

The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says
to his Mom, “What’s that long thing hanging down from the elephant?”

Mom replies “That’s his trunk.”

The boy goes, “I know that! No, what’s that big thing hanging down
in between the trunk and tail.” Read the full post

• I went to the zoo the other day and all I saw was a small dog. It was a shihtzu. Haha!

• I read in the paper that someone mugged a dwarf. How could anybody stoop that low?• Did you know a radioactive cat has 18 half-lives?

• Recent research has shown that six out of seven dwarves aren’t Happy?

• Heard about the judge with no fingers? Justice Thumbs. Read the full post