Just Jokes Online

On a highway, a pornstar and her manager are arguing in their car. The pornstar, in frustration with her manager, throws a huge dildo out the car window.

Driving behind the arguing couple is a man and his little daughter. The dildo hits the front windshield and flies off. The girl says, “What was that!”

The dad, not wanting to expose his daughter to such things at her young age, says, “Uhh. It was a bug.” Read the full post

This was a real “personal ad” in the American journal “Craigs List”

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27,

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend’s purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. Read the full post

* What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

* Ping just offered Elin Woods (Tiger’s wife) an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”

* News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”? Read the full post

let’s share a joke:

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greens keeper.

“Sorry guys. That’s a group of blind firefighters,” the man explained. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here any time for free.”

“That’s so sad,” the priest said, “I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.” Read the full post