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Roy Hogson: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?
Roy Hogson “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool…

Q: What’s is the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam’s only got two tits in front of her Read the full post

“How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

“It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.” Read the full post