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Dave and Andrew walk into a bar. Dave says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.

Dave says, “Donkeyboy, get me another drink.” The bartender gets him another drink.

Finally, Andrew asks the bartender, “Why does he call you Donkeyboy?”

“I don’t know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that.”

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”

The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.” Read the full post

Vampire lore has been circulating around the world for centuries and people continue to be fascinated with the possibility that they do in fact walk amongst us in the dark of night. Movies like Twilight and television shows like True Blood romanticize vampire living and have brought our obsession with the undead back to the forefront. And the most disturbing and intriguing part of vampire lore has to be their insatiable craving for human blood. But how do know just the right place to bite? Perhaps it’s instinct because you can’t just bite a person anywhere; it requires a lot of skill. If you’re strangely curious or perhaps vampires are real then read on and I will explain the ins and outs of sucking blood like a pro. Read the full post