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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them.”

His wife looked at him calmly and said, “Why do you think I gave you the poison?”

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, “I know that in your religion you’re not supposed to eat pork. Have you actually ever tasted it?”

The rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.”

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, “Your religion, too… I know you’re suposed to be celibate, but…?” Read the full post