Just Jokes Online

A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter’s birthday and that he hasn’t bought her anything.

Out of the corner of his eye he sees a shopping centre. Knowing it was “now or never”, he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking spot and runs into the shopping centre. After a frantic search he finds a toy shop, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant. Read the full post

• What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon? A pigeon can still leave a deposit on a brand new Porsche.
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• A man gets stuck in traffic near parliament. He asks a police officer what the hold-up is, and is told: “Gordon Brown is so depressed about the debt problem caused since the recession started, that he’s stopped his car and is threatening to drown himself with petrol and set himself on fire.” Read the full post