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One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo are sitting around talking. All of the sudden Tom Thumb says, “You know, how do I know I’m the world’s smallest man? Maybe I’m NOT the world’s smallest man”. And he got very depressed.
Then Snow White says, “How do I know I’m the most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more beautiful than me!” And she got very depressed.
Quasimodo then said, ‘How do I know I’m the world’s ugliest person? Maybe there is someone uglier than me!” And he, too, sank into depression.
One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in Heaven’s waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumb’s conference, he came out smiling and said, “It’s all right, I am the world’s smallest man”. Snow White left God’s chamber smiling also, “It’s ok,”
she said, “I am the fairest of them all”. Quasimodo came out of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and asked, “Who the hell is Martin Keown?” Read the full post

A good selection of Tottenham jokes here! I’ll post some more when i get another batch…..

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Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?

Because they lose all their matches!

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What is the difference between Tottenham and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What ship will never go to Tottenham?

The Premiership.

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If you are a Tottenham supporter i’m sorry (No you’re not! – Ed.).

I’m bored, so with no news about, i just thought i’d make up a little collection of Tottenham jokes to cheer up the Chelsea fans on the net.

I have picked out only the funniest ones i could find. Enjoy!
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I was up at Spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, i asked the guy if he could rustle me up a cup or a mug, and he replied…… “Sorry mate no cups, they’re all at Arsenal, and the mugs are on the pitch!!
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. Read the full post