Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of his usual dismissal of any question i ask, he actually comes up with a suggestion…
“If you want your tits to get bigger,” he said. “Then every single day take a few pieces of toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for a few seconds.”
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet local pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
“Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no” he replies.
“A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.” The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away.” “A lady picked up several items at a discount store.
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