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Football jokes are always the best, but here are a few about the footballers enemy – the Referee!
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A well-known footballer and his wife recently decided to take a holiday at a nudist camp. He was asked to referee the camp football match but, surprisingly, he declined the offer.

‘Why did you refuse to referee that match?’ asked his wife. Read the full post

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom having a pee at the same time.

One of them looks at the other one’s penis and notices there’s a Nicotine patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, “I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.”

The other one replies, ‘It’s working just fine……”
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“I’m down to two butts a day.”