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What do you do when an elephant is having its periods?
Hide all the mattresses.

How does an elephant cry
Sits on its bum and bawls.

What does an elephant use for tampons?
Sheep.

How does an elephant fuck a mouse?
Stands on it.

Why have elephants got four feet?
Six inches isn’t enough.

Why does an elephant wear condoms on its feet?
Because if it stands on you, you’re fucked. Read the full post

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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WOMEN’S REVENGE

‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. Read the full post

A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha.”
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow.” I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.” Read the full post