Just Jokes Online

Q: What’s the difference between West Ham’s goalkeeper and a taxi driver?
A: The taxi driver will only let four in!

Q. What’s the difference between West ham and a teabag?
A. A teabag stays in the cup longer.

Q: Whats the worst thing about Upton park?
A. The seats face the pitch.

Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at Upton park?
A: They score

Q: How do you make a Hammers fan run?
A: Build a job centre. Read the full post

No-one likes to see such a great club like Liverpool down and out, and fighting for a place in the Europa League next season (Well maybe a few Everton and Man Utd supporters do!) So obviously we don’t like to see Rafael Benitez in such a bad state, and we won’t be taking advantage of their situation, will we? OH YES WE WILL!

Have a few very funny Liverpool jokes, and try not to laugh too much LOL!

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A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him.

She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked “Do I know you?”

The woman answers “I think your the father of one of my kids”.

The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. Read the full post