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The Van Man And The Priest
A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud “THUMP” and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, “Where are you going, Father?” Read the full post

A man walked into a Melbourne bar and ordered a pint of the dark liquid.

‘Excuse me,’ said the only other drinker. ‘Is that an Irish accent I detect?’

‘It is, sir. Dublin to be exact.’

‘Bless my soul,’ said the first. ‘I’m a Dublin man meself. Ballymun to be precise.’

‘Bedad, aren’t I from Ballymun meself – Carberry Street in actual fact,’ remarked the second. Read the full post