Just Jokes Online

We all like a few Tottenham jokes now and again, and I have discovered a few really good ones. This first one really tickled my fancy and persuaded me to find some more to follow it up.

Enjoy!
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Q: How many Tottenham fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None…… there all content with living in the shadows!
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A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. Read the full post

A good selection of Tottenham jokes here! I’ll post some more when i get another batch…..

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Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?

Because they lose all their matches!

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What is the difference between Tottenham and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What ship will never go to Tottenham?

The Premiership.

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I was up at Spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, i asked the guy if he could rustle me up a cup or a mug, and he replied…… “Sorry mate no cups, they’re all at Arsenal, and the mugs are on the pitch!!
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. Read the full post