Ronaldo and Rooney die and go to heaven 0
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December 08, 2009 by
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Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.
God looks at them and says; “before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in.”
Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, “what do you believe?”
Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, “I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Lisbon to the bright lights of Porto . I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club.”
