Just Jokes Online

A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter’s birthday and that he hasn’t bought her anything.

Out of the corner of his eye he sees a shopping centre. Knowing it was “now or never”, he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking spot and runs into the shopping centre. After a frantic search he finds a toy shop, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant. Read the full post

Two young businessmen in London were getting ready to open their new shop in the shopping centre As yet, the shop wasn’t stocked up, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, “I’ll bet that any minute now some old geezer is going to walk by, put his face in the window, and ask us what we’re selling..” Read the full post