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Man goes to Doctor saying he has a problem with his sex life. Doctor tells him to summarise a day in his life
He says well I wake up early have a quick screw with my wife,

then have breakfast and a shag and off to work where I normally have a quick bonk with the my receptionist,
go down to the typing pool for a quick play with a typist and then home to wife for a quick shag and lunch. Read the full post

Fred woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Jane,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” Read the full post

Tiim wanted to screw a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Tiim got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you but the girl said NO.

Tiim said “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up”. Read the full post