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Who’s The Boss 0

Posted on December 29, 2010 by admin

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: “Here, put these on.”

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
“I can’t wear your trousers,” she said.

“That’s right,” said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the one who wears the trousers in this relationship.”
With that she flipped him her knickers and said: “Try these on.”

The Soldiers girlfriend (Dear John…) 0

Posted on July 05, 2010 by admin

Amanda wants to break up with her boyfriend John, who is a soldier stationed in the Far East for over a year now.

She writes him a letter: “Dear John, because you are so far away for so long now, I want to end our relationship. I must also admit that I have cheated on you twice. Would you please send my photograph back? Love Amanda”



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