Just Jokes Online

A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.

The next night, the woman goes to the panda’s house. “You owe me £50,” she says.

“For what?”

The woman rolls her eyes and explains, “I’m a prostitute.” Read the full post

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,”What’s your occupation?”

“I’m a prostitute,” she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, ” Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”. Read the full post

A good selection of Tottenham jokes here! I’ll post some more when i get another batch…..

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Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?

Because they lose all their matches!

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What is the difference between Tottenham and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What ship will never go to Tottenham?

The Premiership.

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