Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved
How do you define 144 Chelsea fans
A: Gross Stupidity
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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
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A good selection of Tottenham jokes here! I’ll post some more when i get another batch…..
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Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?
Because they lose all their matches!
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What is the difference between Tottenham and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer!
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What ship will never go to Tottenham?
The Premiership.
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