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A jogger is running along one morning when he hears crying. He slows down and sees an armless, legless woman sitting at a table bawling.
Heart heavy, he walks over and asks her what the problem is. Sniffling, she says, “I’ve never been hugged before..” The jogger leans over, hugs her, and smiles as he takes off.

The next day the cripple is still there, crying again. The jogger slows down and asks her what the matter is this time. She leans over and wipes her snotty nose on the table and says, “I’ve never been kissed before..” Read the full post

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

The drunk rolls around, leans over, and “Splat! ” He pukes all over the dog.

The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, “Funny, I don’t remember eating that!”

Four happily married men went golfing one weekend.

After the game they met up in the bar for a beer, and the First man said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second man : “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool. Read the full post