Just Jokes Online

How do you define 144 Chelsea fans

A: Gross Stupidity

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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

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An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by a gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if

you could just put up your trays that would be super.” Read the full post