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Take 5

Then there’s the one about the golfer and his caddie who enjoyed a good argument, especially about what clubs to use. The caddie usually won but this day, faced with a long short hole, the golfer decided that a 3-iron would be best.

“Take a 5 wood ,” growled the caddie. But the golfer stuck to his choice and the caddie watched gloomily as the ball sailed over the fairway, landed neatly on the green and rolled politely into the hole. Read the full post

Four happily married men went golfing one weekend.

After the game they met up in the bar for a beer, and the First man said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second man : “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool. Read the full post

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

“I have some good news and some bad news.” says the surgeon. “The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”

“Oh god no!” cries the man. “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?” Read the full post

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.

The man said to the dentist, “Look Doc, I’m in one hell of A hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.

“We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course In town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait For the anesthetic to work!” Read the full post

let’s share a joke:

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greens keeper.

“Sorry guys. That’s a group of blind firefighters,” the man explained. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play here any time for free.”

“That’s so sad,” the priest said, “I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.” Read the full post