A Man Goes In To A Bar
One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches him and tells him, “You know, a pint starts going flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
A man walked into a Melbourne bar and ordered a pint of the dark liquid.
‘Excuse me,’ said the only other drinker. ‘Is that an Irish accent I detect?’
‘It is, sir. Dublin to be exact.’
‘Bless my soul,’ said the first. ‘I’m a Dublin man meself. Ballymun to be precise.’
‘Bedad, aren’t I from Ballymun meself – Carberry Street in actual fact,’ remarked the second.
An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness, sat in the back of the room, and drank a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished them, he came back to the bar and ordered three more.
The bartender asked him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
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