Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do.
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A: A Problem.
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: An even bigger problem.
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
A: Problem solved
One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a scouser all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.
How do you define 144 Chelsea fans
A: Gross Stupidity
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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.
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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.
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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
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A lion, a bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard they each are.
The lion says “When i roar the whole jungle shakes!”
The bear says “When I roar the whole forest trembles!”
“So what!” says the pig. “All i have to do is sneeze and the whole fucking world shits itself!”
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