Just Jokes Online

Q: Why do West Ham fans carry lighters round with them?

A: Because they lose all their matches!

Q: What have Tottenham Hotspurs and a three pin plug got in common?

A: They’re both absolutely useless in Europe.

A wee fella hands over a £50 note to the turnstyle operator at St James Park
Fella: Two please.
Turnstile Operator: Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?

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No-one likes to see such a great club like Liverpool down and out, and fighting for a place in the Europa League next season (Well maybe a few Everton and Man Utd supporters do!) So obviously we don’t like to see Rafael Benitez in such a bad state, and we won’t be taking advantage of their situation, will we? OH YES WE WILL!

Have a few very funny Liverpool jokes, and try not to laugh too much LOL!

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