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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”.

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit”. Read the full post

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom having a pee at the same time.

One of them looks at the other one’s penis and notices there’s a Nicotine patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, “I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.”

The other one replies, ‘It’s working just fine……”
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“I’m down to two butts a day.”

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. “Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.” Read the full post

A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said ‘I want to be a movie star.’

Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, ‘What’s your name?’

The guy said, ‘My name is Penis van Lesbian.’

The agent said, ‘Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name.’ Read the full post

• I went to the zoo the other day and all I saw was a small dog. It was a shihtzu. Haha!

• I read in the paper that someone mugged a dwarf. How could anybody stoop that low?• Did you know a radioactive cat has 18 half-lives?

• Recent research has shown that six out of seven dwarves aren’t Happy?

• Heard about the judge with no fingers? Justice Thumbs. Read the full post