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Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom having a pee at the same time.

One of them looks at the other one’s penis and notices there’s a Nicotine patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, “I believe you’re supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.”

The other one replies, ‘It’s working just fine……”
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“I’m down to two butts a day.”

There’s something regarding bars with drunkards that appear to be the most common cause of jokes. Everyone has found out a funny story that begins “A chap walks into a bar” (and says Ouch!) and there is no doubt that drunks are usually extremely entertaining. So listed below are a couple of pub jokes that you may not have heard previously, however they really are all awfully witty, I assure you! Read the full post