Just Jokes Online

Pete and Jane had a small flat in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

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No-one likes to see such a great club like Liverpool down and out, and fighting for a place in the Europa League next season (Well maybe a few Everton and Man Utd supporters do!) So obviously we don’t like to see Rafael Benitez in such a bad state, and we won’t be taking advantage of their situation, will we? OH YES WE WILL!

Have a few very funny Liverpool jokes, and try not to laugh too much LOL!

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Three Egyptian fans moaning about their latest defeat by Algeria.

First fan: “I blame the Sudanese. How could they support Algeria instead of us?!”
Second fan: “I blame the players; if they had made more effort, I’m sure they would have scored goals.”
Third fan: “I blame my parents; if I had been born in Algeria, I’d be celebrating now.”

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A good selection of Tottenham jokes here! I’ll post some more when i get another batch…..

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Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?

Because they lose all their matches!

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What is the difference between Tottenham and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer!

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What ship will never go to Tottenham?

The Premiership.

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