Just Jokes Online

An Arsenal fan went off to a football match one Saturday afternoon, and while he was away his wife was ‘visited by a “Manchester united” friend who just happened to be jogging past her house and was dressed in shorts and singlet.

The wife was happily entertaining him on the sofa when suddenly they heard her husband coming through the front door.

Quick as a flash, the visitor hid behind the large television set in the corner. Read the full post

A man walks into a bar with a cheese sandwich under his arm. “A pint of Guinness for me and the cheese sandwich,” he says to the barman.

After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession. Read the full post

If you are a Tottenham supporter i’m sorry (No you’re not! – Ed.).

I’m bored, so with no news about, i just thought i’d make up a little collection of Tottenham jokes to cheer up the Chelsea fans on the net.

I have picked out only the funniest ones i could find. Enjoy!
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I was up at Spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, i asked the guy if he could rustle me up a cup or a mug, and he replied…… “Sorry mate no cups, they’re all at Arsenal, and the mugs are on the pitch!!
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. Read the full post