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One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the blackpool.  There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for £10 per person.  Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.”  Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and £10 is £10.”  So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Read the full post

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.

“She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what I used to do with my wife” replied the Boss. “Whenever she got out of hand I’d take her pants down and spank her”.

Shaking his head the young guy replied “I’ve tried that… it doesn’t work for me. Once I get her pants down I’m not mad anymore.” Read the full post

A Englishman decides to take a trip to America and finds himself on an Indian reserve. He walks around until he finds a real old Native American Indian, and gets into a deep conversation about his life.

After a while he sees that the old man hasn’t mentioned his family, and asks him. What about your family? What is your wifes name?

The Indian looks at him and says. “She is called “Five Horses” in the traditional manner of Native Americans.” Read the full post

A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what The admirers were thinking: “Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!”

The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. Read the full post

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

“Granddad, what on earth are you doing? Your willy is out in the wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

“Granddad, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asked again. Read the full post

Two old men are pushing their carts around Tescos when they bump into each other.

The first old man says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The second old man says, “That’s OK, what a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.” Read the full post

This frustrated wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she crosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says…….
Are you wearing crutchless knickers?
Y-e-s, she answers with a seductive smile.
Thank Christ for that……. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.
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Needless to say, every individual in the current generation is so busy with one or the other things in life. Sad I feel for myself and for the people who even forget that there are so many things apart for work that brings joy into our life. I am sure every individual, after being so stressed with so many things in life, would want to just relax and laugh out a bit! Humor plays a very important role in one’s life. Don’t you think after working for those long hours, you would want to just rest on a bean bag, munch some eatables and chuckle a bit? Certainly…, everybody would definitely want to. Read the full post

We are familiar with Robin Hood who is known for “stealing from the rich and giving to the poor,” he is a hero.Now do you believe Robin Hood in real life?

You gotta be kidding me right? Apparently not….

In Germany, a bank employee secretly transferred money from rich to poor clients.

Sadly the 62-year old woman was given a 22-month prison term for this act of kindness. She could have faced a 4-year sentence, but the court was being nice because she confessed immediately and did not profit personally. Read the full post

This is one of those jokes that make you go “Eewwww!”

An ugly old man walks into a bar with a big smile on his face. The bartender asks him what he’s got to be so happy about. He says “I was walking home last night when I noticed a girl tied to the rail tracks just like in the movies. So I set her free, one thing led to another and she came back to my place. We rocked the house, doing anything you’d imagine and a few things you wouldn’t. It was the best night of my night.” Read the full post