Just Jokes Online

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman.

“C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?” he asks.

She replied, “I will… if you have sex with me.” Read the full post

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.

“She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed.”

“Well, I’ll tell you what I used to do with my wife” replied the Boss. “Whenever she got out of hand I’d take her pants down and spank her”.

Shaking his head the young guy replied “I’ve tried that… it doesn’t work for me. Once I get her pants down I’m not mad anymore.” Read the full post

No-one likes to see such a great club like Liverpool down and out, and fighting for a place in the Europa League next season (Well maybe a few Everton and Man Utd supporters do!) So obviously we don’t like to see Rafael Benitez in such a bad state, and we won’t be taking advantage of their situation, will we? OH YES WE WILL!

Have a few very funny Liverpool jokes, and try not to laugh too much LOL!

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Did you hear about the Irishman who locked his keys in the car?
Took him eight hours to get his family out.

What’s so special when an Irishman swallows a fly?
He then has more brains in his stomach than in his head.

What does an Irishman have inside his head?
A piece of paper with brain written on it.

Heard about the latest innovation in Irish submarines?
Screen windows to keep the fish out. Read the full post