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The young clergyman, or ‘rector’ as the Church of Ireland man of the cloth was known, arrived in a remote area of the country to take up his duties. He hammered up a notice on the church door announcing that there would be service at ten o’clock on the following Sunday.

At five minutes to ten on the Sunday he approached his church and saw only one man waiting on the road outside. He hopped around the back and entered the church to see if there was any congregation and, as he expected, the place was empty. Read the full post

A man walked into a Melbourne bar and ordered a pint of the dark liquid.

‘Excuse me,’ said the only other drinker. ‘Is that an Irish accent I detect?’

‘It is, sir. Dublin to be exact.’

‘Bless my soul,’ said the first. ‘I’m a Dublin man meself. Ballymun to be precise.’

‘Bedad, aren’t I from Ballymun meself – Carberry Street in actual fact,’ remarked the second. Read the full post