Just Jokes Online

Playing Possum
Why are Arsenal like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

On the Bright Side
What do you call a Arsenal fan with half a brain?

Gifted!

What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
The tea stays in the cup longer!

What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
The accused.

What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A good start! Read the full post

Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!

Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says “The Gunners have lost again.”
The other man was flabbergasted and said “how in the name of god do you know that?”
The other man replied “It’s quarter to five.” Read the full post

A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud. Read the full post