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A jogger is running along one morning when he hears crying. He slows down and sees an armless, legless woman sitting at a table bawling.
Heart heavy, he walks over and asks her what the problem is. Sniffling, she says, “I’ve never been hugged before..” The jogger leans over, hugs her, and smiles as he takes off.

The next day the cripple is still there, crying again. The jogger slows down and asks her what the matter is this time. She leans over and wipes her snotty nose on the table and says, “I’ve never been kissed before..” Read the full post

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. “This,” he explained, “is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste.”

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. Read the full post

In a small town, there was a big factory that hired only married men.

Upset, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, stupid or what?”

“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders and have learned to keep their mouths shut when I shout at them.”