Posted on
December 30, 2010 by
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Read the full post
Tags: Beautiful SundayFront EntranceGodHey DonLocal ChurchLocal ServicePewPewsPresenceRunningSatanSiblingSitSmithvilleSunday MorningTownspeopleTrampling
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Jokes, Sexist Jokes
Posted on
April 24, 2010 by
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A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes.
The second guy says, “Say, we’re about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?” Read the full post
Tags: BetCatholic ChurchEighteenth HoleFellowFirst HoleFive BucksGolfingHolesLocal ChurchMoneyMother And FatherParish PriestSuckersWins
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Golfing Jokes