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“How come you’re late?” asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

“It was awful,” she explains. “I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute.” Read the full post

Little Johnny was planning on getting lots of preasents for Christmas. He knew that god had a connection to the North Pole, and stood up and started to pray.
“God, i have been a child of perfection this year. I think i should get lots of preasents… no that won’t work.”
He got on his knees.
“God, I haven’t been the best child since last December. I still deserve lots of preasents for my efforts… no that can’t work either!”
He laid face down on the floor. Read the full post