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The couple lived on a lonely farmhouse and longed for the children that never came. One day they heard about a custom of lighting a candle in Lourdes which was supposed to bring offspring so off went Paddy to Lourdes and lit the candle.

Well would you believe it?

Each year after that a child arrived and the couple were-strangled trying to provide for them. When child number thirteen was about two weeks old the local clergyman visited the farmhouse and found the wife alone feeding the thirteenth arrival. Read the full post

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was
enough, as they couldn’t afford a larger bed. So the husband
went to his Doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have
any more Children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly
alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. Read the full post