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A Englishman decides to take a trip to America and finds himself on an Indian reserve. He walks around until he finds a real old Native American Indian, and gets into a deep conversation about his life.

After a while he sees that the old man hasn’t mentioned his family, and asks him. What about your family? What is your wifes name?

The Indian looks at him and says. “She is called “Five Horses” in the traditional manner of Native Americans.” Read the full post

Dave was a compulsive gambler, and would bet on anything and everything; horses, dogs, football, baseball, basketball, snooker and even soccer games.

When Dave was down to his last few pounds, he went to his best friend and said “John, I need £1000. We have no food, I owe rent, the kids need clothes for school, and the wife won’t leave the house because we have bad cheques in every shop. Can you help me out?” Read the full post