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“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” Read the full post

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the blackpool.  There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for £10 per person.  Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.”  Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and £10 is £10.”  So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money. Read the full post

We all like a few Tottenham jokes now and again, and I have discovered a few really good ones. This first one really tickled my fancy and persuaded me to find some more to follow it up.

Enjoy!
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Q: How many Tottenham fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None…… there all content with living in the shadows!
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A man goes into a pub with an alligator under his arm. Read the full post

Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; “before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in.”

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, “what do you believe?”

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, “I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Lisbon to the bright lights of Porto . I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club.” Read the full post