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A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is his daughter’s birthday and that he hasn’t bought her anything.

Out of the corner of his eye he sees a shopping centre. Knowing it was “now or never”, he pulls his car through three lanes of traffic, finds a parking spot and runs into the shopping centre. After a frantic search he finds a toy shop, goes inside and attracts the attention of a shop assistant. Read the full post

A lady goes into a pet store one day. “I’m really lonely,” she says to the clerk. “I need a pet to keep me company.”

“Well,” replies the clerk. “How about this nice parrot? He’ll talk to you.”

“Hey, that’s great.” She likes the idea and she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Next day: Same lady comes back to the pet store. “You know, that parrot isn’t talking to me yet,” she says. Read the full post