Just Jokes Online

Paul played football with his mates every Sunday afternoon in the local park. His right knee had been giving him trouble for some time, but recently the pain had been even worse than usual so he decided to see the doctor.

When he arrived at the surgery, the nurse told him he could see the doctor in 15 minutes but first he would have to give a urine sample. Paul said that it seemed crazy to give a urine sample to help solve his knee problem. However the nurse insisted, so eventually Paul complied. A quarter of an hour later he was ushered in to see the doctor. Read the full post

There’s a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand seeing a man crying.” Read the full post

Tiim wanted to screw a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else. One day Tiim got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you but the girl said NO.

Tiim said “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up”. Read the full post