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The Van Man And The Priest
A van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a loud “THUMP” and then he would swerve back on the road.

One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest, “Where are you going, Father?” Read the full post

How do you define 144 Chelsea fans

A: Gross Stupidity

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Q: Why did Chelsea go on the stock exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float.

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Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers.

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Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!

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