A woman taking golf lessons just started her 1st round but was stung by a bee!
She raced to the clubhouse and her golfing coach asked why she was back so soon. She told him of the sting.
“Where did it sting you?” he asked.
“Between the 1st and 2nd hole” she replied.
He nodded and said. “Then your feet are too far apart!”.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.”
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!”
Four happily married men went golfing one weekend.
After the game they met up in the bar for a beer, and the First man said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second man : “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
“I have some good news and some bad news.” says the surgeon. “The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!”
“Oh god no!” cries the man. “My golfing is over! Please Doc, what’s the good news?”
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone but agrees to let the second guy join him. Both are even after the first couple of holes.
The second guy says, “Say, we’re about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?”
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