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Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Read the full post

Three blonde girls were walking along on a beach and saw something shiny in the sand, so they picked it up. You know blondes like looking at themself, so they began rubbing it to shine it up,

(BOING!), out came a genie.

The jinni said, “I’ll grant each of you one wish.” The blonde chicks started giggling and flipping’ their hair.

The first blonde said, “I want to be 25% dumber”, (BOING!), “Your wish has been granted” said the genie. T the blonde stood in deep thought, as if she couldn’t remember her name. Read the full post

Three Egyptian fans moaning about their latest defeat by Algeria.

First fan: “I blame the Sudanese. How could they support Algeria instead of us?!”
Second fan: “I blame the players; if they had made more effort, I’m sure they would have scored goals.”
Third fan: “I blame my parents; if I had been born in Algeria, I’d be celebrating now.”

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