Posted on
July 14, 2010 by
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Four happily married men went golfing one weekend.
After the game they met up in the bar for a beer, and the First man said: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second man : “That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool. Read the full post
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Golfing Jokes
Posted on
January 09, 2010 by
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Four Catholic Irishmen and a Catholic Irish woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh MyGod.”
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Irish Jokes
