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Dave and Andrew walk into a bar. Dave says, “Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.” The bartender gets him a drink.

Dave says, “Donkeyboy, get me another drink.” The bartender gets him another drink.

Finally, Andrew asks the bartender, “Why does he call you Donkeyboy?”

“I don’t know. Hehaw-hehaw-he always calls me that.”

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.”

The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.” Read the full post

On a highway, a pornstar and her manager are arguing in their car. The pornstar, in frustration with her manager, throws a huge dildo out the car window.

Driving behind the arguing couple is a man and his little daughter. The dildo hits the front windshield and flies off. The girl says, “What was that!”

The dad, not wanting to expose his daughter to such things at her young age, says, “Uhh. It was a bug.” Read the full post

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant’s question about his ‘garage door.’ Read the full post